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Welcome Foolish Mortals.
I'm Alex. I'm River Tam, a Salvatore, a Winchester, a Child of Galifrey, a Ravenclaw, a Morgenstern, Targaryen, Daughter of Poseidon, from District 12, the 10th Kingdom, Daughter of Cinderella.

I don't have ships. I have an armada.



Oh and if the Apocalypse comes...beep me.

*small disclaimer: I can't make gifs yet so none that you see are mine. All credit to the talented individuals*


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merlin-potter:

toastor:

fallaces sunt rerum species means appearances are deceptive and Natasha Romanoff is the best avenger fight me

I have this headcannon that after meeting Natasha, Tony went home and got JARVIS to get all these online texts up that allowed him to learn latin and any other language that Natasha knew but kept it a secret so whenever she would insult him or talk to Clint in a foreign language or speak to Steve in french that he would just lean back with a little smirk on his face and after a few months when they’ve finished a conversation he comes out with this fluent, flawless one liner and grins in his usual Tony way, the others looking at him completely unamused, so Natasha goes away to learn Archaic Latin or some ridiculous language so she can continue insulting Tony. I dunno, I just always thought it was a very Natasha-Tony thing to do to try and one up each other in languages. 

  #Black Widow    #Marvel    #Avengers  

thisbridgecalledmyblog:

brainstatic:

Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.

where is the lie

bm13:

bm13:

HE MADE A FUCKING PUN

HOW DID THIS GET OVER 550 NOTES WITHIN 24 HOURS

bm13:

bm13:

HE MADE A FUCKING PUN

HOW DID THIS GET OVER 550 NOTES WITHIN 24 HOURS

ridge:

the fact that they’re married now too 

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

arsenalyssa:

essfitcee:

Awwww, look at how “equal” this good ol’ country of U.S. of A is. 

"freedom" 

arsenalyssa:

essfitcee:

Awwww, look at how “equal” this good ol’ country of U.S. of A is. 

"freedom" 

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

You can’t control everything, no matter how hard you try. Let’s just say I made peace with that fact. Life sucks, get a helmet.

  #the vampire diaries    #damon salvatore  
" Your mother’s dead. Before long I’ll be dead, and you and your brother and your sister and all of her children, all of us dead, all of us rotting underground. It’s the family name that lives on. It’s all that lives on. Not your personal glory, not your honor… but family. You understand? "
  #GOT    #Game of Thrones    #Lannister    #Baratheon    #Tyrell    #Stark    #Tully    #Bolton    #Martell    #Arryn    #Greyjoy    #Targaryen  

nackem:

Hi Tumblr, I’m having a family emergency and I’m running out of options!

My Grandpa is currently missing with the car and dog. He has advanced dementia, and does not know how to drive himself home. My family hasn’t had much feedback or assistance from anyone, because it hasn’t been 24 hours yet, but we fear he could put himself in danger, or could possibly hurt someone while driving.

I’m trying to do as much as I can to help my family out, we haven’t had this kind of problem before. If anyone in the Seattle, Lynnwood, or Edmonds area could share this, it would be greatly appreciated. 

We’re hoping to find both him and the dog soon!!